Take your best shot...../:)

[aureantes]

Ganked this from massagediva, who says she has a short attention span.  I don't have a short attention span (despite the mental mercuriality)...but I do like attention.  And something creative and not the standard meme going around, to make it worth a person's while to flirk about. 

Here goes:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad -
BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.


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Comments

[massagediva.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that feckless lover you had who pissed me off and I pushed her out of the plane as we were taking off from Rio. Then she has the nerve to try to burn your place down on the Scottish Isles? Sorry about that. I knew she was crazy, but I didn't know she was a Santeria priestess. I should have told my opinion of her sooner, but honestly...where do you find these nuts? No more E-harmony for you.

[aureantes.livejournal.com]

You know my romantic weaknesses way too well. All that spooky blood-sacrifice and chanting is such a turn-on (especially when performed in the bedroom)...how could I resist the witchy bitch?

You're right, though, eHarmony is just not the place for me. I think next time I'll do what the white-witch told me and lay a magical snare for a swan-maiden -- or maybe a kitsune if I'm feeling particularly masochistic.