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Aureantes ([personal profile] aureantes) wrote2007-03-12 02:21 am

Bitch, bitch, bitch...........

You know what? You're not going to escape me that easily, dammit!

Now......I will attempt to refrain from naming names (as I am enough a gentleman for that), but I feel that I must -- simply MUST -- offer my rebuttal to the ever-popular camp of "live and let live and shut up and still your brain and watch the damn movie."

I do not watch movies -- any movies -- to shut my brain up, but rather to feed it and make it light up like a bustling Christmas-lit metropolis. I like my brain, and I like my entertainment to respect that liking for my brain and not attempt to fob off cheap spectacle in exchange for my attention and/or money. The same goes for roleplay, where I have often been accused of not wanting people to "just have fun", and attacked with whinings of "But it's only a game...!" by inadequately-involved players when I attempt to remind them of things like logic and timing and setting and technology and character credibility.

And yet, I do have fun in these fields.....though it sometimes takes others of like professional-mindedness to share the pleasure of the pursuit in full. Can I help it that I am not merely a "consumer" in this world? Should I?

Look, people -- I'm not stupid, and I refuse to pretend to be. I'm an intelligent and creative person who deplores the lack of imagination that goes into making fascistically propagandistic and CGI-bound pieces of beefcake cinematic epic instead of addressing the realities of history in all their real complexity. That's right -- LACK of imagination. It's the sort of thing that happens when commercial ideology supersedes artistic wit and talent, where style overcomes substance and spills out oiled-chest machismo to the screen, laden with every manner of ham-handed cultural prejudice and assumption, all-too-easily transferrable without question -- without even the hint of question or real philosophy -- to the audience's modern milieu, reinforcing in the brutish and unreflective mind all that it wants to see and to believe.

Forgive me for having a slight issue with that......but history is not so simple in lights and darks and boldly-drawn stylistic outlines for the viewer to absorb. The pity is (though fortunate for dictators) that people do not think -- and that they will believe all too quickly that the most trumped-up and loudly-blared vision is the one that has the ring of truth. These people do not read history books, or compare cultures or sexual mores or how what we call one thing is not the same as what it was twenty-some-hundred years ago......these people who praise mere style (or gleaming wet "straight" male bodies) here do not think, in short, and they would find little difference between this presentation and one that were historically accurate, save that the well-played reality of another time and place might give them pause, and make them feel a bit less comfortably self-assured in their "normalcy", since normalcy is a perpetually relative judgement, if not a complete illusion of stability. It is a version for cowards who dare not stretch their minds -- and even the actors, unfortunately, I must include in this, since they could as well have done their research in making the characters live, and put in a bit of suggestion for how a purported tale of a time ought to be played. Their complacency, as well as that of those who had the writing and directing mantles-of-authority, wins no admiration from my corner.

If neither the creators nor the audience could be bothered to have interest in a reasonably-"faithful" rendering of the era and its incidents (not having the excuses of ignorance as did previous generations of epic moviemakers), then why name names, why cite history as a source when you are unwilling to follow it to its ramifications? I could say the same to Mel Gibson, or Wolfgang Peterson -- if you're making propaganda or a cultural apologetic, you may as well say so with a very clear up-front disclaimer that this is a fictional creation and not a proven factual account, state your angle from the start....but if you do know for certain that the facts and details are a certain way and you still want to bank on the fame of its 'historical reality', then have the bloody courage to tell that story and not twist it into something made up out of your arse -- or else don't let it be assumed as a "historical" film atall -- go for Marie Antoinette or Richard III, with a meaningful spin. The problem here is that there are many people willing to suspend their disbelief and think that this was the way it really was, when it really wasn't. Personally I'd rather watch an episode of "Secrets of the Dead" and dig at the truth of things, even if the battle scenes might not be quite so expensive and impressive.

So what can I say to all that but - "I'm not impressed." Really. And with The Lord of the Rings I was, because one could tell that it was a labour of love to assemble that world, that whole universe, and that they had treated it as completely "real" regardless of its unreality. This, on the other hand.....well, 'tis but a comic-book myth "full of sound and fury," it seems -- and even in that, my friends, I've seen graphic novels rendered far better for their respective times and twisted tales.

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Another Lengthy Note: The ancient and classical Greeks would generally be termed bisexual (at least functionally, as they obviously did breed) by today's standards, with one accepted mode of sexuality being that between male equals (hence the famous statement "An army of lovers cannot be defeated") and the other between a man and either a woman or a boy of younger age -- though they still naturally placed a high value on virility and valour, meaning that the only logical 'prejudice' against the Persians would be their arguable luxuriousness and 'effeminacy' of culture compared to the 'manly' Spartans as a race entire. As well as the fact that they made and kept eunuchs as slaves instead of practicing good ol' pederasty...but for more on that I suggest a thorough reading of The Persian Boy by Mary Renault (very well researched), which is narrated by one of the Persian emperor Darius' male concubines who became a lover of Alexander the Great. And speaking of Alexander, seeing as I have his portrait up..../:)....the main cultural reason that there was any spiteful rumour atall about the love between him and Hephaestaion was that there was not a clear difference in sexual role between them, as by then (or later on when the historians began to set in critically on his entire reign and character) the more "civilized" (socially-settled) pattern was that of the older/higher-ranking male always being the active sexual partner and the younger/inferior always being receptive (in the "female" role) -- whereas they apparently followed more in the warrior tradition of their own mythological heroes/idols, where equality in love was the central idea. So....there's some historical education for you, if you can handle the fact that it was fact. And it would be a dull film indeed about a whole time and culture that did not integrate their various lovings in with their battles and strife as a true part of the whole, but sweep it under the rug or whitewash it with gratuitous display of heterosexual bliss. So there. Deal with it.

And comments ARE enabled here, as I am not intolerant of argument -- except with those who are not worth arguing with for their lack of mental armaments. For them I have ginsus just for the hell of seein' 'em squirm and squeal and "protest too much"..........>:)

[identity profile] luciaofthegrove.livejournal.com 2007-03-12 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I like compleletly pointless mind candy so long as it is not being passed as being real history. Obvious fantasy peices where someone is putting effort into developing another world, races and cultures is appealing. If it is going to be historically based then they really need to make an effort to follow what happened in history and make some effort in researching culture, habit, etc.

However there are some period peices that I enjoyed such as Gladiator, and Troy (despite the fact that the gods were completely cut out of it where they did have literary roles in the Iliad) I was disapointed by Alexander though since I was expecting to see him in his conquest, when they just glossed over his conquence to only focus on the beginning and end of his life. So I was pretty well disgusted with the movie for that reason.

That said I still want to see 300 LOL

[identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not saying don't see the movie...I'll probably wind up seeing it properly myself once I've the time and spare funds, instead of discoursing peripherally in reaction from others and from commercials and telling plot-summaries (hmm, the Senate wouldn't let Leonidas declare war--how interesting...:-?) -- really, my main beef is w/ those who expect others to watch a movie and just not say anything by way of technical/cultural criticism, which I'll do even with movies I like a lot -- take the Mummy movies, for example, which are extremely inaccurate and misleading about ancient Egypt, the gods, the magic and the whole morality (not to mention their 'present-day' 1920s-30s settings). I bitch about them perpetually -- and yet I roleplay on them to salvage what is good about them (which is not the CGI jackal-warriors and 'ludicrous-speed' battle scenes...), because it's not always just hot or cold with my opinions. If I didn't think there was any good (wasted, half-baked) potential in something I simply wouldn't pay attention to it atall....so really, the kvetching proves that I at least care about the core of the movie and the truth that it's working around. Honestly, I'd be quite tempted to "revamp" this one's historical plot for a historically-accurate roleplay where the complexities and hypocrisies (and all the flaws and virtues) of the situation could be fully explored.

And Troy wasn't atall bad, really, though I thought the bits between Achilles and Briseis were both too much and too little when it came to illuminating his character in light of his times and role. I suppose the tricky part w/ Troy is how to motivate the characters without relying on the gods to nudge and prod and madden them...lol Alexander really needed more than just a Freudian subtext, imho...though I will admit I have a personally-vested interest there.

[identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
I do need to see Gladiator again......the thing that I liked about that, and which ties into my own past-life delving, is that it's not (like so many books and movies) just about Rome-the-City, Rome-the-Empire from within its walls and looking outward, Rome-the-Senate-and-the-Imperial-line -- or just Rome-invading-outwards-and-being-inexorable, for that matter. There's a lot of real-life detail in there that I'd like to see again, that relatively 'middle-class' soldier's life and its comforts and privations and the everyday politics of things.

[identity profile] turelie.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, was all this intelligent invective inspired by my comment-locked post about 300?? ^_^ Awesome. Or, did you read a riot of posts entirely opposite of the one's I've read? Are you the only one allowed to have a bad day and be bitchy? :P

If you'd like to discuss 300, let me know. If you want to argue, I'll have to opt out. Disinterest in arguing is much different than intolerance. ^_^

[identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com 2007-03-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Politeness forbids, madam, that I should respond to your little interrogation.

Though that is distinctly different than venting one's spleen and preempting others completely from responding. Stunts like that are apt to piss people off rather than inciting "discussion" at any level of intelligence.

[identity profile] turelie.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Interrogation? Funny, I was asking serious questions because I wasn't about to assume that your post had anything to do with me. A strong suspicion, yes, but no certainty. *shrugs* I suppose at this point anything I said at all would have been met with hostility.

Interesting that one's decision to not allow comments to one's OWN journal posts would incite such annoyance. Really....why should anything I say or do in my journal matter to you at all? None of the people in my friends list are pissed except you. My post wasn't remotely directed at you and I have since apologized to the person who inspired it for being so hostile. I have been forgiven, so honestly, whether or not you have an issue with me is of little consequence. You certainly aren't the first person to be "pissed off" at me, and I daresay you won't be the last.

Ironic, isn't it, that when we met on Otherkin, it was because everyone else flipped out about your post and I bothered to ask you questions for clarification. Ironic, because you did not do the same for me. Disabled comments aren't hard to circumvent. Perhaps...if you'd been patient, I'd have posted clarification without prompting. Ah well.

[identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com 2007-03-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Turelie, I am not a friend of the "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours type" -- if I disagree with you, I will disagree with you, and only an honest interaction will solve it between us. If you attempt to prevent me from communicating with you directly, I will communicate around you -- and much more harshly in content than if you had simply allowed for others' reactions to be registered fairly once you state your own. It's not as if there are death-threats and cyberbombs being sent your way, afterall -- the topic is not quite that heated to warrant your self-insulation. And even if you'd deleted comments as soon as you read them, it would still have been more polite than putting up a wall to avoid them. Why should I bother to try to "circumvent" privately and civilly what you put up blatantly and offensively?

Ah well. I suppose it makes no sense to remind you that, if one really does not wish to encounter any disagreement from others on a subject, that it is best to keep one's opinions on that subject to oneself and not set them on a visibly-guarded pedestal. And that perhaps one had better live in a vacuum rather than online if all "argument" is to be kept from one's environs.

Like I said, I don't believe in telling people to shut their brains off when they go to the movies -- it's already too much of a popular pastime that needs no encouragement. If you're ever ready to broach that subject without preemptively alienating-and-abusing every thinking person who comes your way, do drop me a line.