Aureantes' Lair

You're Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Oh do I now...?--ack, wait, yes I do...no, but not him...well, maybe...hmm, lemme make a list...

You're The Hobbit!

by J.R.R. Tolkien

All you wanted was a nice cup of tea when some haggard crazy old man
came into your life and told you it was time to do something with yourself. Now you're
all conflicted about whether to stick with your stay-at-home lifestyle or follow this
crazy person into the wild. While you're very short and a little furry, you seem to be
surrounded by an even greater quantity of short folks lately. Try not to lose your ring,
but keep its value in perspective!


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

For the record, I am not short....*growls*

You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!

by C.S. Lewis

You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Hmm....zoo animals, you say......:-? (meanwhile leaving off Lolita, Mother Night, The Great Gatsby, Master Harold & the Boys and Cry, The Beloved Country...

You're a Lion!

Wherever your particular jungle might be, you are considered king or
queen. With a noble yet relaxed air, you are able to control those around you by
implied threat of force. There are those that would attempt to tame you, or even
call you yellow, but you know that you're far too bold for that. You've often been
seen hanging out on the steps of public libraries. Your favorite US state is
Maine.


Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You're a Hawk!

With an absolutely stunning sense of sight, you're able to put
everything into perspective. [....].


Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Actually, I'm rather nearsighted. But that's only physical...

You're a Bat!

From a young age, you've been obsessed with vampires, though now
you sort of wish the association would go away. People seem to expect you to
attack them, or at least nibble on their neck a bit, and you're really not
interested. You can see a lot better than other people think, as well. It
seems folks are just full of misconceptions about you, so it's no wonder you
choose to hide away in enclosed areas late at night. You've always put your
trust in a person named Robin.


Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

You know, that is true...people do expect me to nibble on them -- but I'm actually rather selective about that. Not just anyone gets to be attacked by me....>:)

You're an Owl!

Old and wise, you have a thirst for knowledge and a reputation for
making the right decision. This can be a lot of pressure sometimes, but you seem
so relaxed and unruffled that it never seems to show. You always keep your eyes
wide open and fixed on your next objective, or on the Harry Potter books, which
you love. The only question you ever ask is "Who?"


Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Me, relaxed and unruffled??? I'll grant you the Harry Potter, gladly, but there aren't too many people who'd credit me with making the right decisions, at least not enough to make it a reputation. I won't argue with old, wise and a thirst for knowledge, though....

That's it, you've had enough....especially you people who complain about long and uncut posts and still can't read between the bloody lines...