Hmm.....ya think it's trying to tell me something?

I tried being the "rightful heir"--

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The High Grand Poobah
Your symbol is:	the snake, because you can wear it like a feather boa
You rule from:	a tower surrounded by circling dragons!
At your side is:	your hot Captain of the Guard
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	elves - with WINGS!!
Your most popular law is:	Free alcohol to pretty people if they sit with ugly people
Your least popular law is:	All religions required to write you into their doctrines
Your worst enemy is:	that last step down from the throne - it's steep!
Your popularity rating is:: 49%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 63%
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--but these seemed a bit less oppressive and likely to be overthrown, especially for PC laws that still make a distinction between "pretty" and "ugly" for purposes of reward. Especially if the free alcohol makes the pretty people lose their rational judgement and get sucked into pity-based and manipulative relationships, because lack of conventional attractiveness still does not necessarily connote virtue. Hmm, though....do you think that I would require all religions to write me into their doctrines? (Um, Litha, sleeping with snakes can be dangerous--even if you don't get up with fleas.....here, have some royal stripeyness...>:) Think I'll keep the elves with wings though.)

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Boss
Your symbol is:	the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness
You rule from:	a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:	your huge red dragon, Ringo
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	Electro-shock collars for stupid people
Your worst enemy is:	your unstable water bed - how can you sleep?!
Your popularity rating is:: 40%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 55%
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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Great Grand High Majesty
Your symbol is:	the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness
You rule from:	a mountaintop mansion
At your side is:	your Royal Chocolate Carrier
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	ex-dancers who can still shake it at parties
Your most popular law is:	Jell-O is a vegetable
Your least popular law is:	Banning of the quote marks hand gesture
Your worst enemy is:	your unstable water bed - how can you sleep?!
Your popularity rating is:: 61%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 23%
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Hmmf. I can think of one reason to fear for the royal waterbed's stability.....hm, make that six, perhaps...