Star Wars Horoscope for Libra




You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.

Star Wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobi




Welll....yeah, all that is pretty damn true. Even though it asked nothing else about me. Guess it beats the crap out of most Libra horoscopes...all that supposed wishy-washiness and conciliatory do-anything-to-preserve-the-peace-ness...



Your Deadly Sins



Lust: 80%

Pride: 80%

Wrath: 60%

Envy: 40%

Greed: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%

You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.




See where blunt visceral honesty gets me? Ah well...at least I got all my favourite sins in order--hah! Lust and Pride, dead heat...>:) With Wrath at second, Envy and Greed tied for third, and the scant leavings to Gluttony and Sloth...wait, was anyone betting on this?


Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"





I needed that. Wait, I still need that! Ack! *growls in frustration*

Well, maybe this'll help clarify...



Your #1 Love Type: INTP

The Thinker

In love, you are honest and serious about commitment.
For you, sex is something you think about and desire a lot of the time.

Overall, you are pure in your affection and feelings.
However, you tend to be suspicious and distrusting at times.

Best matches: ENTJ and ESTJ

Your #2 Love Type: ENTP

The Visionary

In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship.
For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.

Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer.
However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.

Best matches: INFJ and INTJ

Your #3 Love Type: INFP

The Idealist

In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.
For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.

Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.
However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.

Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ





Take that! I'm pure in my affections and feelings...dammit! But I am a bit, um...ah yes--territorial. And mercurial. But still passionate as hell, goddammit...comes with the territory:




Your Rising Sign is Leo






You are confident, self-assured, and more than a little vain.
And you have a flair for the dramatic - whether you're on stage or causing trouble.

Your spirit can't stay in one place very long.
You like to live in new places and travel the world.

Cultured and sophisticated, you pride yourself on having good taste.
You are an expert in art, music, food, and film.





Causing trouble--that's me. And with that I think I'm done with my trivia for the night.....

From: [identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com

Yes, seriously.


Actually....fun bit of census trivia, but do you know that "Jedi Knight" is now a recognized religious practice for the purpose of population statistics in Great Britain? The last time they had one, so many people declared themselves Jedi that they actually added the category for data sorting.

Damn...and you know there have got to be even more Jedi in the U.S.--but imagine that, we're more stodgy and hidebound than England. What a world, what a world.....

Really, though, the original Star Wars trilogy and The Dark Crystal formed the essential basis of my personal spirituality when I was little, in a way that neither church nor classical mythology quite reached. That, and a pervasive belief in the ability of magic and belief to take me to other places, literally and/or metaphorically (blame The Secret Garden and all the Oz books for that...).

So--yeah, Star Wars. Your favourite old soul/boyish geek gets into dealing with the Force, both for the sublime and the ridiculous--both of which I know are quite clear in that entry...>:)

From: [identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com

Re: Yes, seriously.


Hmmm, scare you, do I? See about that in time we shall, my young apprentice....


*coughs, looks around* Oh, was that me? Heh, don't know where that came from...

From: [identity profile] perfectlydamned.livejournal.com

Re: Yes, seriously.


Dies an unseemly death Shall I smirk as well? Hehe.

In the anguished 'words' of my English teacher when I[or you] have done/said something...strange..."GAH! and GAH! Again!"

From: [identity profile] aureantes.livejournal.com

Re: Yes, seriously.


Smirk away, and besmirk these pages as you will... *smirks smirkily*

Do that long enough and the letters start to fall apart, you know...lose their meaning, become senseless hieroglyphics? It's a fun mind game. *smirks yet again, in a smirkitative, smirked-up, smirkalicious manner*

Honestly...how could I ever be strange...? It just ain't in my nature. :P



From: [identity profile] perfectlydamned.livejournal.com

Re: Yes, seriously.


Has been Smirked out of her mind

Nothing is senseless unless it's not something used! [Mindless Babble]

Hmm...you're good...I give up! Laughs
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