Aureantes' Lair

And what have we here...?

You Should Get An All Over Tattoo

Outrageous and funky Because you should never have to choose just one tattoo

Hmm, I'm kinda going to be working up to that.....:-|

You Have Not Been Ruined by American Culture

You're nothing like the typical American. In fact, you may not be American at all. You have a broad view of the world, and you're very well informed. And while you certainly have been influenced by American culture (who hasn't?), it's not your primary influence. You take a more global philosophy with your politics, taste, and life. And you're always expanding and revising what you believe.

That's right, I'm a cultural traitor to the Amerkun peepul. As a matter of fact, I'm afraid of Americans....*shudders w/ paranoia and worry for the fate of humanity* No schlubbage for me, no easy air of exploitation and entitlement! Hand me my halo, o fellow citoyens du monde....I'm off to the local Trader Joe's, on foot and with cloth shopping bags in hand....O:-)

Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good bit of goofy fun. Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic

Erm......yeah, I kinda felt that one coming as soon as I hit the "Submit" button.....:">

*wonders idly whether he'd make a good Dread Pirate Roberts....*