Result #1: Well, why the bloody hell would I want a cattle prod???

You are Gabriel Van Helsing!
You are a lone force of good against evil. Charged
with tracking and destroying evil in all of its
fabled varieties, you are brave and know how to
use your weapons. You travel to distant lands
and vanquish foes to protect mankind, but the
secrets of your past haunt you. Terribly
handsome also fits the bill.
Which Van Helsing Character Are You?
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But I may add the picture later....[okay, I did (as of 9-20), if it shows atall...)
Result #2: THERE IS NO BLOODY RESULT NUMBER TWO!!! EXCUSE ME, BUT THERE ARE SOME CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST!!!!
Okay, I'm overreacting. Perhaps. In a case of circular reasoning, they'd all wind up in the same incestuous movie anyhow, and so would I--actually (hey, Buckbeak!) it doesn't take much to get there in one (or two) packages. Pay no attention, my train of thought just went to lose law, trekking over various terrain, terra incognita--and I can play Hamlet in my sleep it's so bloody easy to write word salad, so easy I could eat it every day and night, night and day and leave Greta Garbo alone no I will not she's nice and we get along together and have good conversations, besides we'd probably both turn up as Dorian Gray on that 19th century horror character quiz back there in the dust in the wind, all we are is dust is the princes of the un-i-verse....*electric guitar solo, duet, lead-in to verse*...if you get anything out of this I'd be interested to see whatever it is you see, because I'm actually very nearsighted but in the play's the thing it doesn't matter a bit, 'cause I see deeper faster between the lines tangled underpinnings begging interpretations that may never come.
Sinistrality, however......will out.

You are Gabriel Van Helsing!
You are a lone force of good against evil. Charged
with tracking and destroying evil in all of its
fabled varieties, you are brave and know how to
use your weapons. You travel to distant lands
and vanquish foes to protect mankind, but the
secrets of your past haunt you. Terribly
handsome also fits the bill.
Which Van Helsing Character Are You?
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But I may add the picture later....[okay, I did (as of 9-20), if it shows atall...)
Result #2: THERE IS NO BLOODY RESULT NUMBER TWO!!! EXCUSE ME, BUT THERE ARE SOME CROSSOVERS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST!!!!
Okay, I'm overreacting. Perhaps. In a case of circular reasoning, they'd all wind up in the same incestuous movie anyhow, and so would I--actually (hey, Buckbeak!) it doesn't take much to get there in one (or two) packages. Pay no attention, my train of thought just went to lose law, trekking over various terrain, terra incognita--and I can play Hamlet in my sleep it's so bloody easy to write word salad, so easy I could eat it every day and night, night and day and leave Greta Garbo alone no I will not she's nice and we get along together and have good conversations, besides we'd probably both turn up as Dorian Gray on that 19th century horror character quiz back there in the dust in the wind, all we are is dust is the princes of the un-i-verse....*electric guitar solo, duet, lead-in to verse*...if you get anything out of this I'd be interested to see whatever it is you see, because I'm actually very nearsighted but in the play's the thing it doesn't matter a bit, 'cause I see deeper faster between the lines tangled underpinnings begging interpretations that may never come.
Sinistrality, however......will out.